Saturday, January 31, 2009

Just simply Hi.

January 31 - You are goodness and mercy and compassion and understanding. You are peace and joy and light. You are forgiveness and patience, strength and courage, a helper in time of need, a comforter in time of sorrow, a healer in time of injury, a teacher in times of confusion. Meditations from "Conversations with God - Book 1", page 121
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Hi my alkie friends, how the hell are you? The above sounds like it could have come from the program of Alcoholics Anonymous. It is amazing, to me, how much there is written on how to live a good life. But nothings beats living life in service and in sobriety. I thank God for that everyday.
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Tonight I am grateful for:
  • God My Higher Power
  • My Sobriety
  • Mamie My OCD Schnauzer
  • My Sponsor
  • My Right Eye (thanks for the reminder PG)
  • Love and support from my fellow bloggers
  • A conversation with Rosalie last Sunday, not a good one, but it's a start.
  • Tonight's Lambda Birthday Night Celebration
  • 35 Celebrants and 452 years.
  • That I was not one to take 10 minutes plus to express my thanks for my sobriety. However, I did have a list to thank from A - Z starting with AAron AArdvaark. I stopped at that.
  • Two of the one year celebrants shared my date of 1-20-xx.
  • All y'all.

HUMOR:

  1. Sag, you're it.
  2. Hide and go pee.
  3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
  4. Kick the bucket
  5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over
  6. Musical Recliners
  7. Simon says something incoherent
  8. Pin the Toupee on the bald .

Signs Of Menopause:

You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.

You have to write post-notes with your kids' names on them.

You change you underwear after a sneeze

OLD IS WHEN:

Going Bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today.

Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot

An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!

AND REMEMBER

Never, ever, ever, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

Y'all be pretty now, ya heah.

7 comments:

dAAve said...

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
that chocolate cake looked good!

J-Online said...

thanks for the laugh this morning. Happy Sunday. Hugs, Jen

Zanejabbers said...

That Chocolate cake was aalmost as good as an orgasm.

Prayer Girl said...

So glad to hear you still have plenty of humor.

You made me smile and that is always a good thing.

Thanks,
PG

steveroni said...

Zane, how good IS an 'organism?' I forgot!

Glad to get to read you, I been a busy guy lately....

Peace.

Zanejabbers said...

Good, Steveroni, very good. Or so I've read. ROFLMAO

Syd said...

Funny stuff Zane. Glad that you were part of all those years of sobriety.