Friday, April 23, 2010

Blondes I

There is no such thing as karmic debt.  April 23 - Meditations from "Conversations with God" Book 1 page 204

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD  MOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRNNNNIIIINNNNNG!  How the hell are all my alkie/al-anon friends.  I'm sober today, hope you are also.


A blonde and her husband are lying in bed
Listening to the next door neighbor's dog.
It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours.
The blonde jumps up out of bed and says,
"I've had enough of this."
She goes downstairs.

The blonde finally comes back up to be
And her husband says "The dog is still barking,
What have you been doing?"

The blonde says,
"I put the dog in our backyard,
let's see how THEY like it!

BODDA BING BODDA BOOM>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Two Blondes with Hammers

Lyn and Judy were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity House.  Lynn was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her sho9lder or nail it it.

Judy, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, 'Why are throwing those nails away?'
Lynn explained, "When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the dead on the wrong end and I throw them away.
Judy got completely upset and yelled, "You moron! Those nails aren't defective!  They're for the other side of the house!'

Badda Bing, Badda Boom<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie?

They had gon to see "Closed for the Winter."

Badda Bing.  Badda Boom<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Have a Great Saturday.

Y'all be pretty now, ya heah.


Trailboss said...

I love blonde jokes. Even though I was a natural blonde all through high school. After I had Ryan it turned brown. Of course it was working on brown for a few years before.

steveroni said...

Zane, I love all jokes, and since I am the "official" joke teller (jokester?) at the cookie meeting, I can use a couple of those.


Syd said...

Good ones Zane. I prefer brunettes anyway.