Most human actions are motivated at their deepest level by one of two emothion-fear or love. June 14 Meditations from Conversations with God, Book 1, page 15
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A blonde heard that taking a milk bath would make her more beautiful. So she decided to take a milk bath and left the milkman a not for 25 gallons of milk.
Upon reading the note, the milkman determined that she made a mistake and really wanted 2.5 gallons of milk. He rang the doorbell.
The blonde answered the door and he asked her did she mean 2.5 gallons of milk. She told him no she wanted 25 gallons to fill her bathtub for a beauty bath.
Then the milkman asked her if she want the milk pasturized.
She said No, just up to the tits, I can splash it on my face.
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Bada Bing, Bada boom.
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Have a great weekend all.
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Y'all be pretty now, ya heah.
5 comments:
Funny one.....may I offer you a glass of milk?
Did she really say that?
I've been catching up on your blog. I hope the eye continues to heal nicely.
Aunt Julie sounds like a character. I hope you can find that Mae West book!
I use 2% milk...but whatever. :)
Time for a new post around heah.
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