Bear in a Bar

It is not in the action of another, but in your re-action, that you salvation will be found. June 20 - Meditations from "Conversation with God - Book 1" page 127

A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer

The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings.

The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.

The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "we don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings."

The bear, Very angry now says, 'If you don't serve me a beer right now, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar.'

The bartender says, 'Sorry we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings.'

The bear goes to the end of the bar and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.

The bartender states, 'Sorry, but we especially don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs."

The bear looks at him Quizzically and says,

'I'm not on drugs

The bartender says

You are now.

That was a barbitchyouate"!